"When I let my shoulder lean, it dislocated. I let my chain hang to the floor, and I tripped over it. I snapped my fingers so hard, they broke.....The dangers of rap."
Is it funny? And, yes I did make this up.
2006-08-13 08:30:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Francine S, I appreciate that.
2006-08-13 08:37:05 · update #1
Not to me, no. Sorry.
2006-08-13 08:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this funny?
Last night there was a street dance in town (yes, it's a hick town, that's why I'm here on answers), there was a girl there wearing a cut-off skirt, and the bottom of it was frayed. One of the strings was hanging down about half a foot.
One of my friends said, "I should go over there and pull that string that's hanging from her skirt, and see if she notices."
I looked at my other friend, and said, "Won't he be surprised when a bloody tampon falls in his hand..."
2006-08-13 09:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes it is and the fact that u made that 1 up just made u a very talented future stand up/sit down lol comedian. There was some1in celebrities asking about ne good stand up comedian acts i think u should look them up! yep ur that good!:)
2006-08-13 08:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Francine S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sound like the dangers of white people rap to me... always overcompensating. not funny
"when my shoulder weaned, it bwoke so mean
i wet my chain hang and it caught on my wang
when my fingers snapped, they weawwy snapped.
the dangers of wap, huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh"
my horrible imitation of Elmer Fudd which I made up too
2006-08-13 08:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by almightyfredder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl, it's quite entertaining.
I was confused reading the first sentence, but when I started reading the second sentence, I finally comprehended this great idea of yours.
I was like " LOL " :) * smiles *
Yeah, it's funny !
2006-08-13 08:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry it's not that funny, maybe the way you say it out loud it's funny. It's all about comedic timing and presentation. Just reading though doesn't make me laugh.
2006-08-13 08:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, still not funny. and not because I like rap, which I don't. It's just plain not funny. If anyone says it is funny, they are just after the 10 points. trust me, you suck as a comic if that is your best stuff.
2006-08-13 08:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.
He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
2006-08-13 20:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry hon but im 67 and I have heard some bad ones and somegood ones in my time, but your was preety good but i didnt strick me funny i guess is what im trying to say.....sorry
2006-08-13 11:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by misstish009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a start. If you really wanted to you could do a better one. I can see some talent there.
2006-08-13 09:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much to the scale but ok & acceptable; but now i know u has a humoruas mind/thinking
2006-08-13 08:35:46 · answer #11 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋