Do you believe, as I do, that a literal interpretation of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is bad?

Answer 1

There you are Jim.
I was wondering if you were going to show up.
I found a nice site for you.
Science and mathematics.
You can have a ball, talking about all that scientific stuff.
You can weigh it, touch it, see it, no faith at all required, no spirituality required either.

Answer 2

Oh dear...a literal interpretation of anything can be bad. It leaves no room for any other interpretation; and since the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster is a unique take on itself, I'd choose to leave it to the reader's own interpretation rather than a literal one. Have a good one, Jim.

Answer 3

If you believe that a literal interpretation of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is Bad!......then why do you atheists, agnostics, evloutionists, GOD Haters, & Non-believers, Secretly Go To Your Love Ones Chaplins In Hospitals And Participate, Marry Through A Minister, Spend Money Which Says " In GOD We Trust" etc. etc. etc.......Myself as well as many many other believers has seen this happen many many times!.....what kind of person does that make atheists, agnostics, GOD HATERS, & Non-believers to this Nation???????????????!.......................

Answer 4

A literal interpretation of "any" religious text, including Origin of Species is a bad idea. Somethings are symbolic while others literal.

Answer 5

I love the Gospel! It changed my life! This means I am more sarcastic, more aware about the religious propaganda in public schools, and I dress up like a pirate now!

I really enjoyed the book, but one must read the disclaimer at the beginning about that some of the book is lies.

I feel that as long as people read the Gospel, social awareness will increase, and perhaps Global Warming will subside.

Answer 6

The study of Pasta can be a sticky one. Al dente is probably a good middle of the road choice. Otherwise, the whole issue can become a bit soft and water logged…or too tough to digest. Common sense must prevail. When the FSM Bible refers to the depths of eternal boiling water versus perpetual cold side-dishes it is not implying that one is better than the other…but does serve us up some intriguing pasta dish concepts and choices.

The topic often runs hot and cold while ceasing to make sense. The only true pasta Heaven is inside yourself…where it will remain until you are ready to shed it and become a new form…one most of us don’t wish to examine. This is so we will recognize Pasta in its purest form and it can lead us to better pasta choices.

Answer 7

Why is it so important for atheists to convince the world God does not exist? I don't think Buddha is worth a hoot and holler. But you don't see me speading ANY time posting questions on how Buddha is a false god. I could care if someone says I am not going to reach Nirvana. I don't believe in it and NEVER spend ANY time talking about it or trying to convince people it doesn't exist. I just find it curious that so many athesists feel such a need to be cruel.

Answer 8

But foolish and ignorant questions avoid, knowing that they generate strife.

2 Timothy 2:23


The way of a FOOL is right in his own eyes
Proverbs 12:15

Answer 9

It's bad. 1 Corinthians 6:9 (Whole Chapter)
Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality.

Answer 10

Yes, literal interpretation of most religious texts is unwise.