2006-08-13 07:36:34 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because cheeta may fall in love with him
2006-08-13 07:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan doesn't have a beard because he would be mistaken for The Bearded Lady and hauled off to the circus.
2006-08-13 08:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bigdoofus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would look weird with a beard. Maybe he used a sharp bit of wood as a razor. Yeah thats probably right
2006-08-13 07:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by x me x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becoz all the americans that went into the rainforest thought he wasnt bin laden or saddam hussein (wen in hiding) and so he shaved it off as a disguise ;) :P the poor man dint wna get shot :P
2006-08-14 09:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by PAulio -- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is born like this and never grown beard.
2006-08-13 07:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well either
A: The chimps groom him and pull the hair's out.
or
B: Gorilla's know how to wax.
2006-08-13 07:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by Frank S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vines and leaves kept it rubbed off. LOL.
Have a good evening!
2006-08-13 11:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surely coz he had a shave before going 2 set every day.
2006-08-13 09:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by Justine H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beard makes you look older sometimes mature but older okay
2006-08-16 03:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had a fancy bathroom complete with running water and a shaving kit hidden in his fancy tree top mansion.
2006-08-13 07:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All men have beards.
2006-08-13 07:40:12 · answer #11 · answered by Azam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋