They want their belief, that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, taught in school. Isn't that outrageous?
These fundamentalist Pastafarians are a danger to those of us moderate Pastafarians, for they give true Pastafarianism a bad name.
2006-08-13 07:34:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Flying Spaghetti Monsters or FSM do not care if you switch to noodles, macaroni, or ravioli…as it is all in the same family. “Pasta is pasta” as quoted in the FSM bible teaches us acceptance without judgment and allows for many pasta based beliefs. Mr. Ramen Noodles concurs, “If we could only remember we are all created from flour, there would be much less dissension.”
Yes, there are pasta gluttons that like to hog the whole plate; and make it bad for the rest of us. Such is the world of Pasta…but most of us just stick to the plate of our origin and make room for more. For further reading on the topic, please refer to “Alternate Pasta Dishes”, “Pasta for Dummies” and “The Ten Minute Boil…what is Pasta all about?”
2006-08-13 07:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, and do not forget about the Purple Grapes of Narcissus!
Especially those whose very existence is being threatened by the
Sushi-farians of the Yellow Desert!
When their quest for the Tuna-Shaped Grail is ultimately realized,
all those living in Zimlan will be overcome with joy. Much feasting and rejoicing will commence.
Then will be the sacrificing of 10,000 tuna and Carp as the prophet Elijobah had said,"They will slaughter much sea creatures, with a great slaughter to celebrate the return of the Tuna-Shaped Grail"!
(;P)
2006-08-13 14:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're starting to head off the deep end with this Pastafarian/FSM analogy.
2006-08-13 14:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can teaching our young, al-dente offspring about their noodly holy father be a danger? every wednesday is pastafarian sabbath in our home...but i believe, truly, that our children need to live and breathe in his holy aroma. if taught in schools all the hungry children of the planet will truly be strained in his collander. raMen
2006-08-13 14:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Carmella R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they believe in literal translation. By the way, that's what the sermon was at the Lutheran church today. (Literal translation good: Anything else Bad.) I was seething.
2006-08-13 14:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely, they will eventually lead to the destruction of the entire belief if they continue!!!
2006-08-13 14:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by KLU 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Strange would be a better way to put it
2006-08-13 14:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
different strokes for different folks
2006-08-13 14:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋