2006-08-13 06:58:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions have no meaning except to him.
2006-08-13 22:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by nightevisions 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-15 00:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see, which way did he go, which way did he go?
2006-08-16 09:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Tweek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In search of food
2006-08-15 04:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The light was green.
2006-08-13 14:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by k9resq 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get to the hens, or the other side
2006-08-13 14:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To show the possum it could be done.
2006-08-13 14:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by therubbernutman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to prove he's not chicken lol
2006-08-13 14:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get to the other side
2006-08-13 20:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by xclusive_4x_u 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to come and pick your eyes out?
2006-08-13 15:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by silverboy470 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋