OK i ask some weird questions last time but this is extreme,Another report for health class,?

Question

ok Questions:
1: Ways you can commit suicide?
2:catagories the painful and the painless
3:and how long it takes to be affect? (or how long be for u die)
4:how can you treat it. (or to cure it be fore u r dead)

My 2nd report in health class

ok i did the freakign research and i am suppose to go around asking ppl so if u dony mind be polite and if it doesnt answer the freaking question......DONT FREAKING ANSWER RETARD! I have to ask people i am trying i called my doctor and my pstchiotrist and they gave me good answer but thats all i need and you can ask my teach i go to hyde park academy and im in a mental health class not a regular class where you blow breath into dummies. Im taking classes for mental patients. so i would like or appreciate if u give honest advice and stop posting bull**** just to get some freaking points.! thank you for those with good answers

Answer 1

1) For me theres firstly two categories that you can fall into when trying to commit suicide,a) being a call for help, as in you wanna commit suicide but you want someone to stop you, i.e. overdosing on tablets (a certain amount of tablets to keep you with in the land of the living) in a place where you know someone will come in and find you in time to "help" you. b) being you fed up with life and not calling for anyone to come and help you. i.e jumping off a tall building head first or something.

2) painfull: Slitting you wrists (which could be a good feeling if you are addicted to pain, suppose this one falls into the category of depends on individual for degree of pain). Overdosing on drugs and tablets and such things, hanging, suffocating yourself, poisoning, setting youself on fire, messing with dangerous wildlife....

painless: i suppose would be like jumping off a tall building, shooting yourself (in the right place ofcourse, wouldn't wanna get it wrong now as that would be painful)... hmm yeah thats all i can think of right now.

3) Some of the suicide methods are instant i.e jumping off a building, that is instant death when you connect with the pavement... dead. Shooting yourself in the head (on the right place though, otherwise you probably wont die).
Others take a while longer i.e. overdosing on tablets and drinking lots of alcohol, this may take a bit of time as the pills need to be digested into your system. Poisoning youself, that again would be depending on how much you take and how long it takes to work through your system.

4) Talk to someone, ie. get counselling, or if its too late and the deed has been done get them to a hospital ASAP!

yeah thas all i know.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well HeII lady don't have a cow!!
1. jump in front of a truck running 70MPH
2. it will hurt for about 1 sec.
3.about 2 sec.
4.you cant just barry them!
and 5. you heard it here first froma real nutcase NUT'S..PS did i win...did i win???

Answer 4

1. do the research yourself.
2. have you ever asked a dead person if they felt pain?
3. i would think that it takes as long as it does for them to die. der
4. you can't treat death.
5. i am gonna tell your teacher

Answer 5

Work hard, do it yourself, use available resources (with out cheating!) oh and if it is not your subject do not worry! Who knows maybe you are good with Math or sports!

Answer 6

1. jump
2. ask a person who did it
3. about 1.....2.....3........CRASH! Now.
4. you can't didn't you just hear me? I'll do it again. 1......2......3......CRASH! No time. you dead.