2006-08-13 06:04:27 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well its b.c they just cant measure up to us females
they figure that after a few years they'll never get to be as cool as we are
so they just die instead of suffering !!
im glad i could help!
2006-08-13 06:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you put this in the joke section wow hey bud about that sense of humor its kind like a muscle you need to work on it to make it appealing and boy are you out of shape so i will do what i can to bail you out the answer is were always first we were the first to start fire no proof of that but we make the rules here lol ah ha! another first.First to make the rules lol we were the first to circumnavigate the world we were the first in flight the first on the moon,god are we good or what lol oh yea the first to have an ego problem were the first to finish our meals even at the expense of burping and farting ah yet another first First to break the sound bearer with bodily functions lol first to have a crude sense of humor first to finish sex and the first to fall asleep after sex lol we are so far ahead of them of course we finish first (just joking girls) and to answer the 2nd part of your question yes because we want to.and now for the sensitive part lady's and gentlemen break out the Kleenex because women are so beautiful to us and we love them so much we cant bear to live without them sniff sniff we just had to be first to die (whew what a work out)
2006-08-13 07:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men have a slightly shorter life expectancy then women and in most marriages the wives tend to be younger than the husbands.
2006-08-13 06:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
According to my husband, he want to go first because he doesnt want to be stuck on earth without me because he would miss me too much. He told me that when we had just started dating and he tells me that to this day. He's so sweet!
2006-08-13 07:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stupid and insensitive question!
As you appear to have put it in the joke section I can only assume you are trying to be funny?
Answer came there none.
2006-08-13 06:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Coz he been wasting a lot more energy dan his wife by keeping up to satisfy her needs and demands......and that makes him darn weak resulting in his death.........he he!
2006-08-13 06:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by mysteriouskindness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people answering this questions... don't be so oversensitive.... lifes too short... especially for men! haha!
Because he wants to... give his wife a few years of happiness!
2006-08-13 07:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by zootina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men and women have diffrent life spans. O and by the way, HOW RUDE!
2006-08-13 06:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you are serious or not, but I know a lot of men who have lost theirs wives first. They have also remarried within a year, because they hated to be alone.
2006-08-13 06:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's a sensitive question, but is true...my grandfather died then my grandmother,my husband father died then his mother. My husband died and I'm still here....
2006-08-13 06:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by gengen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋