2006-08-13 05:51:32 · 15 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Yoda would win..theres no god
2006-08-13 05:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yoda and Jesus are both on the light side of the force, brother.
As for who would win? Yoda is better trained in the use of that weapon. So perhaps Yoda.
Then again, Christ can perform acts that are not explainable in the time-space continuum, so maybe Christ.
Although it's probably a moot point, since Yoda and Christ probably couldn't find anything to fight about.
Christ isn't a war man, y'know?
2006-08-13 05:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is already immortal, so that would give him a substantial advantage. But my answer is neither would win due to frequent interruptions by the dark side.
It's a given that the dark side of the force would continually interrupt their "duel workouts/practices," thus uniting them against common enemies. They would destroy some incompetent dark side terrorists with ease. Remember, anger clouds the mind and destroys all who embrace the dark side, so the terrorists wouldn't have a chance.
2006-08-13 12:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Andy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoda would win because Jesus would just let Yoda stab him and then hang him up for the night.
2006-08-13 06:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, BUT if Yoda would happen to win, Jesus would return in three days to whip some green martin tail and prove to the everyone that he is the ulimate Jedi Master!
2006-08-13 05:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by jnm34 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wouldn't work. We think of light is because of what we see during the day. Then it gets dark. Beyond the blue sky we see during the day, it is total darkness for light years. The larger, darker side of space in reality, is 99% of space. We see the other 1% during various hours of the day, depending on what time of year it is. Other than that outer space is dark. Duct tape may hold the universe together, at least our universe, but there are millions of other universes. I think Oprah was trying to simplify things. But, it's truly gravity that holds "our" universe together....
2016-03-27 00:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus and Yoda would be much more likely to meditate together than to have an all out lightsaber battle.
2006-08-13 06:03:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and who said Jesus was the dark side? Jesus would win because he is the one that exists.
2006-08-13 06:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by cartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoda would win in .03 seconds. Jesus would allow himself to become a martyr, thus insighting his followers to start a war. Funny how religion works.
2006-08-13 05:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's Yoda's weapon of choice, so I go with him. If it were swords, you got to go with Jesus, he has a big one protruding out of his mouth in Revelation
2006-08-13 05:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The duel was already fought.
Jesus won hands down.
2006-08-13 05:59:47 · answer #11 · answered by chris p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋