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I feel bad for the 911 dispatcher that has to answer this persons' call.

2006-08-13 06:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't need to call the police, simply lean your head out of the nearest window and scream "NINE ONE ONE!" at the top of your lungs over & over again.

Someone will throw a shoe, book, or brick at you, which will knock some sense into you and bring you back to a little place I like to call Reality.

At the same time, 49 people with cell phones and a genuine concern for your well-being will call 911 and report that a lunatic is yelling '911' from their window.

The police will be there within four or five days. Be patient.

2006-08-13 05:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 1 0

911

2006-08-13 05:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by pops 3 · 0 0

911

2006-08-13 05:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by BIG TUDY OG INLAND EMPIRE X3 2 · 0 1

911

2006-08-13 05:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

911

2006-08-13 04:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

911

2006-08-13 04:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

911. or just look on a police car, they have 911 and direct numbers

2006-08-13 06:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is this Homer Simpson? Call directory assistance and ask them for the number to 9-1-1 ! DO IT NOW !

2006-08-13 05:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dino4747 5 · 1 0

If you are in Los angleles, you may have a better chance calling the crooks and just working out a deal with them.

2006-08-13 05:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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