A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"
Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex she said, "Yes!"
The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
2006-08-13 04:22:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that is to cute
2006-08-13 04:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by sherry r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that is great, I'm going to have to remember that one. I wouldn't normaly like a joke that makes light of cheating but picturing this prudish old woman answering the dorr made me laugh out loud, truly.
2006-08-13 11:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty Cute!
2006-08-13 11:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-13 11:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by anuja 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I say I don't, I am in trouble. If I say Yes I do, then my wife would be cheating me. It is best to keep the mouth shut.
2006-08-13 11:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg cute
2006-08-13 11:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny thanks for the laugh.Did the husband come out of hiding?I bet he hid from his wife.lol
2006-08-13 11:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one
2006-08-13 12:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha...... good joke. keep up with the good work. Impressive!
2006-08-13 12:44:00 · answer #9 · answered by Ethan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke ROCKS!!!!! I'm using it forever.
2006-08-13 12:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by jsblakemore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋