But he can't type. He would like to know when he can be sure that it's safe to start eating me. He is particularly interested in hearing from other cats, with experience in these matters.
2006-08-13 04:06:54 · 7 answers · asked by Austin W 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
According to my cat, Stinkie: "Taste like chicken. Bon appetite!"
2006-08-13 04:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Emm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inish McTabbish would like Wolfgang to know that eating human is foolish. Eat human's food and make human open door occasionally for extended mousing. But if you eat human, you have to drink from toilet with the dog.
2006-08-13 11:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by yellow_jellybeans_rock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, first make sure the human is asleep. While awake, said human may interfere with your dining pleasure. Then, go for the throat first so as to take out the vocal cords. Screaming humans make it hard to continue your feast.
Save the eyes for last, as they are most delicate.
*meow* Theo, the cat
ps: for further advice, see the bunny rabbit. It has very pointy teeth. Avoid "tim."
2006-08-13 18:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by Moxie1313 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to my two cats, it's not a wise choice since we would provide food for the rest of their live and clean-up after them if they let us live.
2006-08-13 11:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he should wait until you are in deep sleep, with REM activity and then chew out your jugular. That way you can not fight back and he can drink your life's blood while he waits for your will to decline.
2006-08-13 11:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by Marshal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you have enough peanut butter. (it is not as good as marmalade but you don't have a giraffe).
2006-08-13 11:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by ebertlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is wrong with you, you sick ****.
2006-08-13 11:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by deedleydee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋