I want to have a real relationship with a woman, but they only seem to want me for sex. I am so tired of having meaningless sex 5-6 days a week. I want someone who loves me for my personality, not my abs, biceps, and enormous manhood.
2006-08-13 03:46:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol...yeah right loser
2006-08-13 03:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by nomad_of_gor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sh*t, only 5-6 days a week.
Back when I was a stud
(trust me, your day will end and you will be replaced by the next stud)
I was having sex up to 5X a day, everyday.
Its exhausting, you need the constitution of a stallion.
You will find that girl with many facets of a diamond, some week after you f*cked 6 women who only have a single facet of the girl that you seek.
You will marry her, only to discover to your horror, that she is crazy and she will hate you and make your life miserable in ways of which you never knew such a sweet, nice, and beautiful woman was capable.
Then you will get divorced and become a player again, rediscovering the virtues of living your life on your own terms.
2006-08-13 10:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend, just put the doll aside. Pick up a phone and call a doctor and start taking medication. ok? Everything will be better from then on. Cool ?
2006-08-13 15:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Just_curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you should stop lifting weights, and working out, gain lots of weight, and stop waving around your 'enormous' manhood :)
2006-08-13 10:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by sherrie_66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you take your dick out of your hand and quit spending your time on your daddy's porno. You wouldn't have this problem. Grow up. I hate it when immature teens ask dumb questions because they never have had any @ss.
2006-08-13 10:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by lhm1968 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you poor poor man lol every guys dream is having that sort of situation. I know you are joking. lol
2006-08-13 10:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right. I believe you. Chuckle.
2006-08-13 11:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by leadfoot126 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are going after the wrong women
2006-08-13 10:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by gabby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but probably not true!
2006-08-13 10:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by tw2251stst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because thats all your good for is a lay, other than that you are useless
2006-08-13 10:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋