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How would you know it wasn't some extraterrestrial being playing with your head?

2006-08-13 03:46:07 · 23 answers · asked by wasabi_luvva 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus has a heart-shaped mole on his left cheek. He has long brown hair, a beard, and gentle eyes. He has limped heavily since the crucifixion.

2006-08-13 03:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

The single unmistakable sign of the return of the authentic Christ is that, in the blink of an eye, the mortal bodies of all present on the earth will be changed into glorified, resurrection bodies.

1Co 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet: for the trumpet shall sound and the dead shall rise again incorruptible. And we shall be changed.
1Co 15:53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption: and this mortal must put on immortality.
1Co 15:54 And when this mortal hath put on immortality, then shall come to pass the saying that is written: Death is swallowed up in victory.

This is likely going to be very hard to miss, but if you're not sure, try the "pinch" test.

Grab a piece of skin anywhere on your body and pinch it really, really hard.

If it hurts, the guy you thought was Jesus is an impostor, and you're being deceived.

If it doesn't hurt (and there's suddenly a few billion shiny, new folks in town) than it's more than likely that the real Jesus has arrived.

2006-08-13 04:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

As a believer in Christ there would be no question as to who He was and where He was. It warns in the Bible that in the end days they will say He is here or over here but do not listen for all will know when He returns.. Matthew 24: 36-51 gives a description of Christs return.

2006-08-13 04:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0 2

Mark 13:26,27

"At that time men will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory.
And he will send his angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the heavens..."

He's going to be a little difficult to miss with that huge an entourage, and the mass exodus of folks ....

2006-08-13 04:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by kharas3an 2 · 0 1

well... Christians will be in for a big surprise. they'll reject The Christ when "He" returns b/c of their gender bias. the Bible says that Jesus said "If any man says There He is! There He is! believe him not". obviously Jesus can not return as a "He" b/c as soon as any man said "There He is!" you can't believe him so the "He" pointed to can not be Jesus. because of Jesus' prophesy "He" MUST return as female and there is no way Christians would accept a female manifestation of God.

I've always found it amusing how deity worshipers seek , thru their puny human expectations, to dictate to their God how their God should manifest.

2006-08-13 04:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by nebtet 6 · 1 1

Jesus would take me up into the clouds in the rapture with the rest of the Christian church which is His bride. Praise the Lord!

Revelation 11:12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

He will be coming from the east. He wants us all to be spiritually ready by us accepting Him as our savior. then He will know where to find us. Praise the Lord!! Are you ready for Him???

2006-08-13 03:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0 2

He'd be the one hangign out with all the people I don't like and getting to know them and teach them. I'd be embarrassed later when I realized i didn't recognize Him.

2006-08-13 04:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0 1

All of us(Christians) would be in Heaven 1Thessalonians 4:14-18

2006-08-13 03:50:25 · answer #8 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0 3

How do you know the first Jesus wasn't an alien screwing with us?

2006-08-13 04:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Jesus claimed he was coming back in the 1st Century.

He isn't coming back.

Having said that, there have been thousands of people who claimed to be Christ, but most of them end up in insane asylums.

2006-08-13 03:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Left the building 7 · 1 3

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