Why not join the church of FSM? FSM loves you (and not in a gay way), plus he is easy going and you don't have to worry about saying the wrong thing and being smiteth for it.
2006-08-13 01:19:44 · 2 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't worry, FSM will not smitheth thee for they disrespect. RAMEN
2006-08-13 01:45:35 · update #1
Not a bad idea. FSM can be real, if god can be.
Don't forget that even a tweety bird can create a universe, by religious logic.
2006-08-13 01:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'm tired of my neglectful, disrespectful, ungrateful treatment of God. I'm going to get treatment and cherish Him forevermore from this day forward. Thanks for the encouragement! What is the church of FSM (rhetorical trust me I likely don't want to know), let me guess...."fun, sun and money?" Or would that be "Free Sex Mondays?" Perhaps it is "Fulla S#it3 Ministries." Just joshin' ya, buddy.
LOL
2006-08-13 01:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋