Why don't men get annoyed when a women leaves the toilet seat down?

Answer 1

Because men, too often bound by the shackles of nagging woman to "PUT THE SEAT DOWN" have been beaten into a state of submission where the seat down is the way things are supposed to be.

So let us throw off these shackles, my brothers, and push for a bright and glorious future! I say, if they demand we put it down, we demand they put it up! Now is the time brothers, now is the time!

Or not. I don't want to make my girlfriend mad. I hate when she gets mad.

Answer 2

Because the toilet seat is naturally down, this is because both men and women sit down at times, and women cant ever stand up so theres more common ground with the toilet seat staying down. If your a bachelor, i guess theres no problem you'd need it up most of the time unless you poop alot! But women use it down most of the time and men use it down all the other in between times, plus its more hygienic! You have to touch it too much, and the bacteria from the rim escapes easier, like there was also proof that leaving the top lid down prevents bad bacteria getting out when someone has done a smelly one. men can pee with the toilet seat down too you know just have to make sure they dont drip over the seat! I dunno if any of that helps but that would seem like the logical reason! Also if the seat was meant to be up it would come like it! It looks tidier down anyway.

Answer 3

Men don't complain about finding the seat down simply because it's so easy to lift the bloody thing up before they have a pee! For the same reason then, why do women make such a fuss over having to put it down? After all, men don't HAVE to raise the seat, but then women would complain about drops on the seat, and similarly, women don't HAVE to put the seat down, but then they'd moan that the rim of the bowl was cold, so that explains why they're such a moaning load of cows !
This all reminds me of the kids joke about books:
"Spots On The Rock" by I.P.Standing. (Sorry....!)

Answer 4

because when a girl is in a big hurry and has to go to the bathroom realy bad so she just rushes in and sits down, she may sit in the toilet instead of on the seat because the seat was not down. Men however dont have to sit.

Answer 5

I guess because they like picking it up and encountering germs.
Keeping the toliet sanitary would be to keep the toliet seat up after cleansing. Then it will be vice versa the woman has to put it down not encountering as much germs or none if possible. but from the man point of view it is normal.

Answer 6

It is being respectful to your woman. If the seat is down, the man just pisses on it if he is to lazy to pick it up. If a woman uses the toilet with the seat up, she falls in.

Answer 7

Because us gentlemen are more easy going and do not like to make a fuss about such trivial matters.Now if there was no toilet paper in holder,that would be serious.

Answer 8

That's because they are sooooooo jaleous of us guys being able to do it standing up that, as it is in their natures, they have to find the most prenicious way to make us pay for this. The "toilet seat polemic" seems the most appropriate for this case.

Answer 9

Because women are always right and its not worth the argument.
Besides if she gets upset in the argument, she will bring it up time and again for the next 30 years.

Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.

Answer 10

They are not petty or blow things aout of proportion... they just left the seat and give give a monkeys... there are more important issues in the world