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And if so, WHY? Who was his mother?

2006-08-12 21:45:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes. God's bellybutton is magnificent--wide as a valley and deep as a well. And it's acoustically perfect.

Shout your prayers into God's navel and wait a few weeks and back will come your answers, in a deep, rich baritone, inspiring Fear and Awe.

Ella Fitzgerald was God's mother and, as such, Mother to Us All.

2006-08-12 21:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

In the beginning God was there in the dark vast space. He had no mother. He was the beginning and the end. The first and the last. Once God manifest himself into flesh as he did being born to the Virgin Mary he had to have a belly button. He was no different in the womb than any other baby. Mary carried him for 9 months just the same.

2006-08-12 21:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by angeldolls4u 3 · 0 2

LOL no longer precisely the main spiritually substantial question I rather have examine. No, God is the author, He has no mom, and for this reason no abdomen button. THe abdomen button being, of direction, the remains of the tube wherein our mothers fed us as quickly as we've been interior the womb (I forget approximately its call). Jesus, God's son born of the Virgin Mary, might have had a abdomen button however B

2016-12-14 05:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Why do you guys waste your life with these silly questions? Worse, why am I wasting mine with the answers? :)

There is actually a book called "Does God Have a Belly Button." It's a kids book, but maybe you would like to read it. Just kidding.

We all know why we have belly buttons, and considering the fact that Adam was not born out of a mother's womb, I guess that answers your question.

2006-08-12 21:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by hopewriter 3 · 0 2

Muslims don't believe man was made in the image of god. as a matter of fact not only is man nothin like god, there is nothing that can compare to him.

So as a muslim i know he doesn't have a belly button, nor blood, nor anything. He sees without the eyes you and i have he hears without ears....u get the idea.

There is a hadeeth whatever you think of god he is nothing like that.

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Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;

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Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;

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He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;

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And there is none like unto Him.

2006-08-12 22:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jamal 3 · 1 1

the ACTUAL original (and true) idea of god that his people still follow is that god has no physical form which means no belly button.. no arms either and no gender so that whole god is a man thing is also against god

2006-08-12 21:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I've never pondered that question.

Nor do I care if God has a belly button at present...

Ask Him, when you get to Heaven.

Read the Bible, more specifically Genisis about the mother question. It'll do ya' good.

2006-08-12 21:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Erika 2 · 0 2

I'm not sure if God has a belly button...He didn't patronise my shop to get a belly button piercing. However, the next time I see him, I'll help you ask on your behalf.

2006-08-12 21:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by citrusy 6 · 1 1

I guess so, don't know the mom, but the lint from gods belly button is the holy of the holy

2006-08-12 21:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Given the fact survival through recycling & procreation is the only apparent reason for having a body, why would God even need a body?

He doesn't breathe, eat, drink, urinate, defecate, fornicate, is invincible so has no need for offensive/defensive functions (sight, hearing, smell, touch, etc.), so why would he have a body at all?

2006-08-12 22:00:47 · answer #10 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 1

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