Tell all the "Fat Mama' jokes here you want. there's nothing better than a good joke.
2006-08-12 21:06:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised.
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, folks run after her yelling "TAXI!"
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture took up pgs 25, 26, AND 27.Yo mama's so fat she gotta wear a sock on EACH toe.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.
what about yo mamas so stupid ....
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
2006-08-12 21:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by KITKAT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I have plenty of pitiful fat mama jokes! Here are a few:
"Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the Grand Canyon...and got
stuck!"
"Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why they changed 'One size fits all' to 'One size fits most'".
"Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles came out!"
I know, they stink, but it's the best I can do! =)
2006-08-13 04:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Dolly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits around the house...she sits around the house!!!
2006-08-13 04:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide
your mama's so fat she uses the ocean as her bathtub
2006-08-13 04:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-your mama's so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide!
-your mamas so fat, she has 4 time zones all over her body!
those are my favorites!
e n j o y ...
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2006-08-13 10:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat... she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
your mama is so fat... she wears the equator as a belt!
2006-08-13 04:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by BEEFSHIELD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat she jumped of a pear into the ocean and whales pop ed out singing we are family even though your fatter than me.
2006-08-13 04:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by corey r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat she has diabetes.
2006-08-13 15:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Fatboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof!
2006-08-13 04:10:24 · answer #9 · answered by SallyS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so FAT........she's huge. have a nice day.
2006-08-13 04:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by champagne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋