1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
2006-08-12 20:11:36 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you readers, that seem to have a hang-up about the proper etiquete of only posting questions here, I will just say that you are missing the fun of reading jokes.
I doubt that you will ever see a direct question posted by me, so if that bothers you so much, then when you see my picture don't look for a question.
2006-08-15 15:36:06 · update #1
Yep. Only in America! LOL.
Have a good Sunday.
2006-08-13 05:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I always wondered about the braille on those ATM's. Also, there are handicapped stalls at the gym but why do I often see perfectly healthy people parking there & jumping out of their cars?! They're at the gym to exercise but are too lazy to walk 10 more feet to the front door?!
2006-08-13 03:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by Steffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. That's true. That's not a question.
#11 Only in America.... Can someone get on Yahoo answers and not ask a question.
2006-08-13 03:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by wikid14141 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you post a question?
2006-08-13 03:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant beleive there is so much to learn ....looks like 10 commandments!
2006-08-13 03:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by tls.bhaskar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so so true Only in America lol â¥
2006-08-13 03:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no..i guess they have 'em everywhere...don't know.. :)
2006-08-13 03:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true :)
2006-08-13 03:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Lilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK...so so.
2006-08-13 03:14:46 · answer #9 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋