One day, two ladies decide to go to the zoo. As they walk by the monkey house, a gorilla reaches out and grabs one of the ladies.
The beast pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her.
The second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend. It takes awhile, but they manage to get her away from the wild animal.
A few days later, the second lady visits her friend in the hospital. When she sees her in her hospital bed, she asks, "How are you feeling? Are you hurt?"
"Of course I'm hurt!" the friend says, starting to cry. "It's been two days and the bastard hasn't called or anything!"
2006-08-12 20:09:27 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't worry about what everyone else had said i have never heard this joke before and at the time when i was reading it i was in a library, well, as i said, i was, i got asked to leave for being too loud.
Anywayz, i think that this joke was hiliarious and i'm gonna make sure that everyone else knows how good it is...
An awesome joke deserves a huge thumbs up, if i could give it 2 i would...
=)
2006-08-12 20:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Disth-picka-bull! LOL.
2006-08-13 05:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heee heee heee heee OK really that made me giggle out loud...you bad boy :-D
2006-08-12 20:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love jokes...but this one is thumbs down.
2006-08-12 20:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious :D
2006-08-12 20:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-12 20:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by LELA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uurgh
2006-08-12 20:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by paultemple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tsk tsk..
2006-08-12 20:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh this one is kinda old sweetheart sorry sorry i think i told it once idk but sorry sorry ♥
2006-08-12 20:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋