A young man finally got a date with the hot blonde that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof to get a quick tan. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get an all-over sunburn instead.
Determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood to prepare for his hot evening.
But it wasn't enough: the evening's activities were excruciating. During a break he went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk, and then dunked his sunburned member in, which offered immediate relief of his pain.
His date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him immersed in a glass of milk. Before the embarrassed chap could say anything, she did: "Huh! That's how you guys load those things!"
2006-08-12 20:05:56 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your too much! Love it, tell me your single, LOL!
again your the funniest person on here. I swear!
2006-08-14 12:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh so hard... I have never heard that before, im gonna make sure that everyone i know hears this joke, they will all love it just as much as i did...
Thankyou for this, it's the best joke i have heard all day, you deserve a big thumbs up...!!!! =) =) =) =) =)
2006-08-12 20:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow double dissing lol dissing a blonde and a stupid guy for falling asleep nice ♥
2006-08-12 20:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dah
2006-08-12 20:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by paultemple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
busted! ahaha..rockin'..gotta love to laugh..10!
2006-08-12 20:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another good one by u
2006-08-12 20:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just OK.
2006-08-12 20:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and gross at the same time.... how do you do it?
2006-08-12 20:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by LELA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-13 05:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋