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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

2006-08-12 20:04:42 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

lol thats good hahahaha =D

2006-08-13 15:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♡ღ••Kelly••ღ♡♥ 4 · 0 0

Not too bad, but, still, I'm in favor of having a license to tell jokes. At least, if I could earn one, I could flash it in front of my wife, and go on from there. [But she might tear it up. Then what?]

2006-08-13 03:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Master_Sev 2 · 0 1

LOL good one

2006-08-13 03:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0 0

I never thought to use that with my boys.
LOL.

2006-08-13 12:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

loL! 10 of them stars* ..thx :)

2006-08-13 03:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol awesom ♥

2006-08-13 03:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

So true and so funny! Thanks again for the great joke!

2006-08-14 19:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0 0

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gud one!!!

2006-08-13 03:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by mango_lassi 2 · 0 0

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