A man walking his son in the park one day came upon two dogs humping. The son turns to his dad and asks, “Dad what are those dogs doing?” The dad says, “Son I'm about to teach you a very important thing about life, what them dogs are doing is…”
The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, “Son them two dogs are…” He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.
“Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home.” The son turns to his father and says, “You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn.” The dad asks, “Do you know why that is, son?”
The son replies, “Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.”
2006-08-12 20:02:58 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was awesome, i haven't heard that before and i'm gonna make sure that everyone else who hasn't heard it soon will...
Best Joke ive heard all day, Thanks for that you really made me laugh...
You deserve a BIG THUMBS UP =) =) =)
2006-08-12 20:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the kid should be teaching his dad a thing or two ;-)
2006-08-13 03:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by cyberdog100 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny though very oldieeee still like it, i like it as i like my cigarette as my drinks and as my friends - He he i am extrm to all of those what/whom listed
2006-08-13 15:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. oh kids nowadays.
2006-08-13 11:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..and the moals is so true!!
2006-08-13 03:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by big b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee...it's ok.
2006-08-13 03:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
2006-08-13 12:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋