A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen.
Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again."
"OK," the man says.
"Now," the doctor says, getting down to business. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well," the guy says, "it's swollen...."
2006-08-12 20:01:31 · 13 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the funniest one I have seen all night! (no pun intended) lol
2006-08-12 20:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO WAY! Soooo funny, where do you get these jokes? I love your sense of humor. Marry me?
2006-08-14 19:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I did NOT see that coming! LOL. LOL.
Thank you for the laughter today.
God Bless.
2006-08-13 12:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's hilarious.
2006-08-13 03:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Krista 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the last guy who wanted to have sex with me...lol
2006-08-13 03:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by kendra26nj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO lol oh poor poor guy lol â¥
2006-08-13 03:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's absolutely ridiculous (LOL)
2006-08-13 03:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that was funny! i think I may send it to all my friends!Thanks
2006-08-13 03:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by blueeyed_girl81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did so not laf, u dim wit no offence...
2006-08-13 03:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by icybluez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he he he....sorry i couldn't...it was funny...poor guy...
2006-08-13 03:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋