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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students,
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how
Would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? "Just a minute,
I have to go pee." "That would be rude and impolite! ! !

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
The dinner table.
And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
Show us your good manners?"
"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be
Excused for a moment? I have to
Shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after supper."

2006-08-12 19:54:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

That's funny...and it made my day

Kudos for you!!

little johnny jokes never get old lol

2006-08-12 19:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by Miss. Advice 3 · 0 0

lol its funny
dunno if the lady meets his dear frend at the end
haha

2006-08-13 03:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by wei 3 · 0 0

good manners

2006-08-13 02:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one

2006-08-13 03:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by MAMA 1 · 0 0

good for men of course!!!

2006-08-13 03:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by ayat 1 · 0 0

That was pretty funny.

2006-08-13 03:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha i liked it

2006-08-13 02:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 0 0

Hmm. I don't see a question. But thanks for the two points.

2006-08-13 02:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by dante_cubit_3000 4 · 0 0

lmao... good one

2006-08-13 02:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Britt 4 · 0 0

:)

2006-08-13 03:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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