A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she
said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you
to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.
"Oh, its just a statue," she replied
nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later
that night when they went to sleep. Around two
in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a few minutes later
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something.
When I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for
three days, nobody offered me so as much as a
glass of water!"
2006-08-12 18:56:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...up me crack too !
2006-08-13 03:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-12 19:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by birddawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee Fog - it is me contained in the middle there - do you imagine the photo captured my astounding side? i'm impressive with a baseball bat too, do not you comprehend! lmao! :o) xxxxxxx EDIT: Foggy I dare you to pass and positioned up this in R&S - might want to be worth interesting or twelve I reckon! :oP xxxxxx
2016-11-30 00:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by lovelady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always got a laugh out of this joke.
Maybe I should feel guilty about something in my past?
2006-08-12 20:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty either you or the joke - however i would say i liked this - LMAO
2006-08-13 08:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha That was funny, I loved it! I wonder how long he stayed there?
2006-08-12 19:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a guy
2006-08-12 19:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle giggle giggle that was cute I like that one
2006-08-12 19:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... ya. HEheh... you like this because it reminds you of something doesnt it? :)
2006-08-13 04:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it cracks me up to lol ♥
2006-08-12 19:18:16 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.....tehehehe
2006-08-12 19:05:43 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋