A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Well I've heard many variations of this one. One of them being with laundrey heh ♥
2006-08-12 18:42:18 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, I don't believe I've heard it before. I try to do the same type of thing when my daughter is around.
2006-08-12 18:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by sugrnspice2xasnice 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-13 01:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the laundry version of that.
One of our sherrifs deputies told me it.
Funny, funny joke
2006-08-13 01:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cute. First time I heard that one.
2006-08-13 01:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn LEVEL 6 check you out
2006-08-13 01:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!! I've never heard it before.........
2006-08-13 01:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by John Doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed.
Now, WHAT was your question?
2006-08-13 01:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... now that was well done/
2006-08-13 01:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its new to me and i liked it thanks for the joke
2006-08-13 03:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-13 13:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋