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I just think they should be out clubbing drug dealers or something instead of handcuffing themselves to the deli counter.

2006-08-12 18:05:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Civic Participation

13 answers

OMG, too funny!

2006-08-12 18:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 1 0

The Old Retired Sanctimonious Ba stards, Chapter 205 meet at Joe's Beer and Chat Shack out on route 9 right outside the city limits next to that house where those hookers use to give diving lessons in their hot tub. You know the place. Just tell any new cops going out there to ignore ol crabby Jack. He’s the fat ba stard sitting at the end of the bar talking about how "life was better when you could night stick the coloureds or beat a woman"("cause theyre all whores I tell ya") ,with some old national guard guy that reminisces about beating "those damn hippies at that there collage".
Also tell them not to look directly into their eyes or hand them any food with out protective gear.
The ex cop psych gives the 12 step program on Tue. and Thur., weather and no sports or girls gone wild infomercials on TV permitting.

2006-08-12 18:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by Sen 4 · 1 0

Bad Cop No Dougnut

2006-08-12 21:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by ibelieve 4 · 1 0

Our Doughnuts Anonymous meetings are held at Dunkn Doughnut.
-- Officer Friendly

2006-08-12 18:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha!Ha!

2006-08-12 18:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by 34th B.G. - USAAF 7 · 0 0

CAffine and doughnuts is better than Cocaine from the evidence room, and blood ties to gangmembers & crime scene coverups...

2006-08-13 04:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by kool_rock_ski_stickem 4 · 0 0

You have just described every law enforcement officer in the USA! :-)

2006-08-12 18:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by cashcobra_99 5 · 0 0

it doesnt sound like youre too concerned about them with your derogatory way of asking this question.

2006-08-12 18:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by nikilisious 2 · 1 0

hey cops gotta eat too!!!

2006-08-12 18:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dear Blabby 4 · 0 0

weight watchers

2006-08-12 18:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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