Should I call the cops and lock myself in a room until help arrives or should I pull a knife and show him who the boss is?
2006-08-12 17:48:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You take that knife, and you claim his pinky finger. This is a Yukaza practice that works wonders at instilling discipline.
Cut off your son's finger, and then cremate it, and put it in a vile to wear around your neck, always. When your son acts up, pull the necklace out from underneath your shirt in full view.
Show your teeth.
2006-08-12 17:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by whytedunker1 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
You should do neither! You obviously have no discipline over your child. Remeber you are the parent you need to take control while he is still young! Spank him on the butt (not hard) BUT enough to let him know that it is wrong for him to behave that way and then put him on the couch and tell him he needs to stay there for a set amount of time. (this is called time out).
2006-08-12 18:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by herbie36f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Is this a serious question? A knife?? He's two, pick him up, give him a spanking and stick him in time out the rest of the night.
2006-08-12 17:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you do not agree in hitting then take away some toys. If you do agree in hitting then spank his butt. Show him that your the boss. Only watch out if your child knows the number 911 because my bro has a friend that was in the same situation as you. Only my bros friend's child ran and told him that if he hits him he was going to call 911. I suggest you take some toys away and ground him. Good luck!
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2006-08-12 17:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by a_cute_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this ought to be an instantaneous punishment. placed him direclty in a outing for 3 minutes (a million minute according to 12 months) and don't seek advice from him whilst he's interior the outing, make confident he maintains to be placed, and whilst the timer is going off tell him that hitting isn't ok. Make him show regret and tell him if it occurs back he will lose his well-known toy for the day!
2016-10-02 00:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, call the cops on yourself, NOW! What an absurd statement!!!!!! HE IS TWO YEARS OLD! HELLO?????? 2 YEAR OLDS DO THAT! It was on his resume and you hired him for the job. Get off the computer and let your Mommy know you are in big trouble. Geeze. If you are old enough to have a two year old, then you are old enough to know that two year olds do all kinds of weird things. He will grow out of it, but will you????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Geeze. Go ahead, get mad, quit acting like a dunce.
2006-08-12 17:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you look stupid as i am sure you meant this to be. Pull the knife on yourself and then don't call the cops.
2006-08-12 17:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
uuum, no I think you should give him a good wallopin' (an old fashion spanking) unless you're just bullshitting. He'll get the message
2006-08-12 17:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Elora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a parenting class, it's obvious who is running the show!
2006-08-12 17:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you should climb into the backyard apple tree and sing like a bird until the guys in the white coats come to take you away.
2006-08-12 17:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋