2006-08-12 17:20:26 · 19 answers · asked by butt_boggle_4_all 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is a funny joke. It is really scary how many people thought you were serious.
2006-08-12 17:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by anonomous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your pastor meant "wipe your bottom ON the form of a cross". This is a popular muslim practice.
2006-08-13 00:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by dhammaisfree 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think perhaps you need to reexamine your belief system and consider how ridiculously stupid the idea of wiping your *** in the form of a cross is.
I shouldn't have wasted my time to even answer this question at all so I'm sure as hell not going to waste more time explaining further.
2006-08-13 00:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one. Maybe more pastors will start telling their congregations to do that when they hear what you said. Pastors try to control people's every move and thought, so I am surprised that more of them haven't thought of this. I'll tell my sister to tell her pastor about it. I don't attend church, so I'll miss all of the fun.
2006-08-13 00:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've NEVER heard of that before. I honestly believe your making it up
EDIT: Looking at your other questions I can now tell it's just an odd joke. This one isnt as good as the others bud =p
2006-08-13 00:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Zander Mathis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll stop Satan from sneaking in the back door. A holy water enema doubles the protection..
Tammi Dee
2006-08-13 00:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
leave that church. why would anyone do that. its not like wiping you freakin butt in a certain way is going to make you go to heaven.
2006-08-13 00:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by energy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wipe them off! Those are remnants of what's left of your brain cells! Just eat them so you can have more brain cells!
2006-08-13 00:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If your pastor said that, leave that church. If he was joking, then take the joke, though it is slightly sacreligious. If you are joking, then it isn't all that funny.
2006-08-13 00:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by Othar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I personally could care less how you wipe your bum. Just wipe it good. Do sleestacks wipe their bums?
2006-08-13 00:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋