would you have an orgasm while shooting up to heaven, or smoke a fat joint, or would you do both simultaneously?
2006-08-12 17:18:55 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll go for the joint. Both might confuse my senses and directions, I might end up in hell.
2006-08-12 17:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by WICCA 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heaven is the dwelling place of God.
It is the place of promise and reward for those who declare belief in Jesus.
What will be be doing in heaven? Rejoicing in an eternity with God and praising him. We will be in a place free of pain, suffering and evil.
Compared to those benefits an orgasm or a fat joint seems like a lesser reward..
2006-08-12 17:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Peter H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard a christian (who relatively knew what he became speaking approximately) communicate approximately it being a place to worship God. i comprehend some people doubtless create their very own version of heaven of their head, which would be suitable for them, yet genuinely i do no longer think there is something interior the bible that announces it works this manner. From what i will tell it relatively is in all probability greater comparable to a monastery. possibly no longer something that constitutes even a minor form of sin can exist in heaven.
2016-11-04 11:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I have to tell you again? There will be no want, need or desire for the flesh or of the flesh in heaven.
2006-08-12 18:03:12 · answer #4 · answered by 4me2no&u2findout 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to be frank: This question is sacrelige.
Heaven isn't whatever you want while you are on earth, it is so much more than that; when you get to heaven, you will sit in the presence of God - that's pretty incredible, seeing how God is omnipotent, infinite, eternal.... you'd never get bored, and you'd realize that the most awesome thing that there is is to be with God.
Really, don't ask stupid questions; contrary to common opinion, they do exist.
2006-08-12 17:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by Othar 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It would have to be a never-ending orgasm for me.
2006-08-12 17:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, dear, I'd have all of the beer I desired and a man for every hour of the day..............LOL
2006-08-12 17:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by mizzzzthang 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it'd consist of chocolate.
2006-08-12 17:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
2006-08-12 17:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The heaven you are looking for is hell.
2006-08-12 17:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋