There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a little interested and thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetime experience". So he goes in and walks up to the man behind the counter. "I'd like to see the hooker with the three breasts" he says.
"Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousand dollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's his wallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to a little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room... there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it... three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.
The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before, she lies there waiting.
But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is wrong... "Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says after which she smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can only suck out a boil like that once!".
2006-08-12 16:51:23 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's nasty and funny all at the same time. Too many emotions for me
2006-08-12 18:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed it...sparkling and clean after the previous couple of I examine right here that have been in simple terms common ill! Our parish is rush with the aid of a Franciscan order...i think of i will forward this one to them.....
2016-10-02 00:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROSSSSS. i dont even think 3 breasts are worth looking at!!! its the normal 2 or nothin!!! that ***** got some kinda problem. and so do the man
2006-08-12 16:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard worse decent 6/10
2006-08-12 17:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OH MY GOD
That is the nastiest joke I have ever read.
LMAO
2006-08-12 16:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Erica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!!! But I can't say you didn't post a warning. Next time I'll believe it!!!
2006-08-12 16:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by papricka w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeewwwwww! Freakin' nasty! lmfao Good one! Gross one! But good one! lol Disgusting! lmao
2006-08-12 17:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by bettywitdabigbooty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, that's just plain nasty.
Well we were warned
lol
2006-08-12 17:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt see that one coming...
im completely disgusted
good job!
2006-08-12 22:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by MRose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was gross you should tell those that it was a very sick joke and i cant chat any longer i got to vomit.
2006-08-13 05:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by jon12186 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋