10. When an argument starts ... he calls for backup.
9. Refers to the bedroom as "The Pokey."
8. Calls passing gas the "silent alarm."
7. Has a secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
6. Lots of references to the "old night stick."
5. Never hear him say "Oh man ... not donuts again!"
4. Refers to his winkie as the "Breathalyzer"
3. Stops you during lovemaking to ask if you know how fast you were going.
2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
And the number one sign you are married to a cop...
1. Yes, that *is* a gun in his pocket!
2006-08-12 16:46:52 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahha very funny.......u certainly have some great jokes...good luck
2006-08-12 16:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it incredibly is a few issues that would make it simpler for him: THE cops female buddy each and every nighttime as I lay in mattress, I pray for you and tears are shed. i think of roughly how proud i'm, to be in a courting with this actual guy. As you shelter the streets interior the incredible moonlight, i wish and ponder whether you will come domicile this nighttime. i'm your female buddy yet I won't get the call, if some thing has happened to you or once you're injury in any respect. I anticipate the day that I placed on the hoop, and discover out the happiness being your spouse would carry. i'm specific it may well be no longer person-friendly questioning and annoying for all time, yet each and every little bit of it may well be properly worth it if sometime you have been all mine. i will settle to your risky activity and placed our like to the attempt, via fact of all the lads available, i comprehend you are the very suitable. As an officer and a boyfriend, you're handsome, smart, and clever, it incredibly is why i visit consistently love you, now and continuously. And basically undergo in techniques no rely what would come, you stand in the back of your guy, in stable and undesirable, and in no way, ever, end loving him!!!
2016-11-04 11:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you let handcuffs turn you on? That's all that really matters. Yummy!
2006-08-13 05:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A great joke. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Hava great evening!
2006-08-13 09:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee 8-)
2006-08-12 16:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would always be breaking the law...
Arrest me, baby! Search me, I dare ya!
2006-08-12 16:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good! I work for a police department as a dispatcher, I'm priting this one :)
2006-08-12 17:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by phe_03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny nice joke. rock on
2006-08-12 16:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!!! I've never heard this one before.
2006-08-12 16:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funni shiet
2006-08-12 17:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by Viety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋