Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
2006-08-12 16:27:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The third man had married a North Carolina girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Carolina girls!
2006-08-12 16:28:49 · update #1
HA try that with a KY girl and she would be a widow LOL !!!!
2006-08-12 18:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I'm still laughing. You should get 10 points for the joke. Tell us some more.
2006-08-12 16:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i told this one before... but a tip you can just copy and paste it all at once and right click paste it doesn't recognize characters but still posts it so you can go over 1000 characters... that way you don't have to add details to it just a little tip! ♥
2006-08-12 16:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep.
Must have had a little bit of 'Cajun in her!! LOL. LOL. A great joke!
Have a beautiful Sunday!
2006-08-12 16:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you gotta love them lols =]
2006-08-12 16:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-12 16:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by okole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA....GOOD ONE
2006-08-12 16:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by BILBO BAGGINS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP!!
2006-08-12 16:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-12 16:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋