Spell cheaked as much as I cans.
As u knows that I weere a parvarted homosaxual sinnar along with
my othar 2 buddies.Have sax with evan animels,threesome,orgies
and evan incast.And we accapt Jesus in the same day and that chenge our lifes.
I doubted that I evar be haterosaxual normal guy. Miracel happens.
I got my girl and while talking in talephone with hers-- I realy were able to excite meself and miracel aftar miracel!! wondar aftar wondar.
I FINALY EJACULATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-08-12 16:25:18 · 14 answers · asked by soldiers_for_christ64 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
stay away from women, people like you shouldn't breed
2006-08-12 16:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honustly, I all mohst kan't brung meself to repornt this dute. He mades me laughs the first few tymes but the "ejaculate" (amazing spelling accuracy on that one) line absolukly blews the suspendshun of disbulief, witch wuz the onelee thign dat mades itt fuuny.
:P
2006-08-13 00:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Praise the Lord !! That's wonderful that you finally were able to have a messy miracle. Now, tell me ... were any stimulants involved when this happened? Like, were you thinking of your two buddies (the other ex-gays) and wishing you were feeling their hard, chiseled muscles? Were you thinking of the minister who kissed you passionately? I bet Jennifar is thrilled that she could be the one to turn you into a real Christian man !! (But you don't have to tell her everything ... if you want to go to "private parties", that is your business!)
2006-08-15 07:19:21 · answer #3 · answered by LaRue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok!... Seems like you're faking this one! Terrible spelling and grammar.You couldn't be that stupid if you know how to use the internet! So what are up to, buddy?
2006-08-12 23:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call yahoo tell them your spell checkers on the fritz.
Tammi Dee
2006-08-12 23:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are 14 years old you need to grow up. If you are not 14 years old you need psychological help
2006-08-12 23:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by October 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's only one video that matches the intellectual validity of the OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2LGQi1M2IY
And let's not forget the dancing version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHHgFDpxnw
2006-08-12 23:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, i don't even know what to say to that, but i'll take the points
that made me laugh so hard, by the way
2006-08-12 23:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man you are my hero! Any sexual DIRECTION is fine as long as it is consensual(Scpellchecker). Keep it up and be Happy and keep playing your one hand organ!
All the best.
2006-08-13 00:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by kurt r 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hope you washed everything in the area well afterwards
2006-08-12 23:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋