Need help in a life or death matter!!!?

Question

I'm in a fist fight to-the-death with my arch rival and I need to know if I should follow through with a turning kick or if I should use a back fist to the head or what? Take your time answering. ^_^

Yes, this is a joke topic. And yes, I know initiating violence is wrong

Answer 1

Turning kick sounds good, then run like the dickens!
You're not supposed to use your training to kill people,
just for self-defense.
So when you disable him,
get outta there so you don't have to finish him off.

Answer 2

sqeual like a girl curl up into a ball and cry, and then when he turns away in disgust punch him in the back of the head. If its truley a fight to the death why not take a gun or a knife with you?

Seriously though grapple, rake the eyes, bite the protruding parts of his face (eyebrows, nose, lips and ears) and keep your chin tucked into your chest which makes it harder for him/her to headbut you, and if you could headbutt him do so. Rember to headbut side to side and always headbutt him/her under the crown of his/her head, any higher than the forehead and youll hurt yourself.

If you knock him/her down rember to stand and apply pressure to joints.

If they try to choke you try to grab their little finger, its easer to grasp the little finger than it is to pull the whole hand off your throat, plus with a little pressure and a jerking motion it is relativley easy to snap the finger like a chicken bone.

Yes I know this was a joke but I was on a roll, seriousley dont do a turning kick and backfist, it only works on tv and youll get knocked out, which means that youll look like a pussey.

Answer 3

If you are truly fighting to the death, why on earth are you messing around with flashy move like a spinning back kick? If you really feel the need to seriously injure someone, you're in the wrong place. Few true martial artists would give you deadly advice.

Answer 4

Personally i find spinning back fists which exist in muay tai my chosen art are near impossible to land. So are many other fancy techniques so my personal favorite finish is a high rounf kick to the head with a straight harf knee to the gut

Answer 5

If your in a real life fight you should NEVER lift your feet to do a kick. It throws you off balance and usually lowers you guard. If someone were kicking me I would just step in closer and they would lose the correct kicking distance. My punches would have proper distance but the kick would not.
When fighting someone who kicks, just step in and push them. They will fall because they are off balance and can't defend against it.
To take out an opponent quickly I would.
Punch to the throat (this will stop them and make them grasp their throat)
Kick to the groin (this will double them over)
Elbow down to the back of the head (this will force them to the ground and probably knock them out)
There you go. Fights over.

Answer 6

You should take the road of pacifism, fighting is never the answer to settle problems. Martial arts is to teach disipline and focus energies, and become a better person not to be used on others as a way to murder

Answer 7

I'd say you should go with the backfist to the head. Then you can use the shards of the metacarpals you just shattered to throw into his eyes like mini shuriken. Yeah.

Answer 8

I think you should forget about either of those sissy techniques and go with the dreaded scrotum bite. You've been training for this all your life--admit it! Just remember, this isn't training--it's life and death--so no tongue. Teeth only!

"Ya gotta open your throat rookie. And don't forget to cup the balls!"

Answer 9

NO! You should use the 5 point death strike.

Answer 10

spinning backfist then kick axe chop him on top of the head, then purple twist his nips, and turkey slap his back and destroy his pride by uppercutting his nuts.

lol this is a joke i hope