My friend made this one up all by himself.
A group of men are bragging about how disloyal they are with their wives.
"I been with ten other women since I was married." says one
"Heck, I do that many women every week!" says another
"Yeah, well I regularly fool around with every woman in my office, and that's just from 9-5!" says the last.
The men begin to argue as to who is the best cheater. They decide to have a contest to resolve the matter. Each man got out a sheet of paper, and each time they cheated they would get the woman to sign the paper verifying the act. At the end of the week, the winner would get a gold medal, paid for by the other men.
At the end of the week, all of the men were braggin about how successful they had been. But one guy had forgotten about the challenge, and did not have any signitures. So while no one was looking, he stole the paper of the most successful guy, who had over thirty.
When they all brought out their papers, the man who had no (tbc)
2006-08-12 16:13:18 · 13 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
paper to show. The other men showed their papers, but the guy with the stolen paper had the most. He was awarded the gold medal.
The guy who was stolen from was resentful. He bought a gun, and shot the "winner" as he came back to work.
"Why did you do it?" the police asked
"He was meddling in MY affairs." the man said.
This is so lame...
2006-08-12 16:15:51 · update #1
I didn't like it. Maybe it would be better if each of the mens wifes were on the others list. Like guy A~Guy b's wife, Guy B~Guy C's wife, then Guy C~ Guy A's wife.
2006-08-12 16:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-12 23:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
interesting you know you could have typed it all in "Word" and copied and pasted it all as one using right click and the system wouldn't have recognized any characters thus no add. details just a tip! cute joke too â¥
2006-08-12 23:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of cute. Probably a good start to becoming a joke writer.
2006-08-12 23:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by papricka w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well first off kinda weird but funny anyway and you shood put more jokes up cuz its fun to read jokes thats all
2006-08-12 23:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by TWINKLESTAR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boo hiss
Is it just my socks or does something else stink
2006-08-12 23:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by steelvader 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya well i not laughing na it wanted that bad good luck with it
2006-08-12 23:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Keshia b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm get back to ya on that one
2006-08-13 01:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your friend to "don't give up his day job."
2006-08-12 23:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great and funny joke
2006-08-12 23:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋