my gf dog hates me so i decided to get back at it by having it get kicked outside. so 2 nights ago while sleeping at her place i took a dump on her white carpet so i could blame it on the do. when she woke up in the morning she blamed me for the mess and said her dog's mess doesnt look like that. what should i do i like this grl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-12 15:33:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you like her so much STOP CRAPPING ON HER CARPET!
That's the first rule & second, get her dog to like you by STOP CRAPPING ON IT'S CARPET!
Feel better?
2006-08-12 15:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by HiKo73 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No offense, but that could possibly be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why would you take a crap on her carpet? What you should do is accept the dog whether it likes you or not and not make messes anymore.
2006-08-12 15:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nate 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you really love her you wouldn't take a s*** on her carpet.
I assume she's had the dog longer than you so you should probably buy some dog treats and make up w/dog...
2006-08-12 15:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Sleepy Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move on lah,you have lost to a dog.
Ask yourself & learn from mistake,next time don't choose a girl who likes dog more than you!
2006-08-12 15:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by pop_1979 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 22:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not worth the dump you took on the floor.If this girl don't dump you,I feel sorry for her. God knows what you would do next.
2006-08-12 15:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. You're nasty and jealous of a damn dog. I'm gonna kick you out myself. THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU GET! Immature ***.
2006-08-12 15:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by cami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-12 15:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by netnew 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this girl like her dog more than you, so leave her
2006-08-12 15:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well first off bug mistake second suck up cause if you did that i wouldnt forgive you for a long time
2006-08-12 15:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by FORGONE 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋