John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
2006-08-12 15:05:53 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my kinda man
ha ha ha
2006-08-12 15:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by snookie121280 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You so nasty. I like it. Personally I lick my lock for at least an hour every time before proceeding. It keeps the door open for more encounters.
2006-08-12 15:10:17 · answer #2 · answered by killmylandlord 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice.
2006-08-12 15:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by otexasgirlo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want to lick your lock.
2006-08-12 15:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by zeppelin_floyd_hendrix 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-08-12 15:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by prizzma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice----- what's John's # ?
2006-08-12 15:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by I♥myPitbulls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha wow
2006-08-12 15:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Xx..Ny's Finest..xX 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CUTE - the answer to every women's prayers!@
2006-08-12 15:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnnnn......i like it the way you lick
2006-08-12 15:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sick but kinda funny
2006-08-12 15:07:39 · answer #10 · answered by Tyguy Y. 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋