Let me know if I miss anyone:
-easter bunny
-tooth fairy
-loch ness monster
-bigfoot
-yeti
-ann coulter's sex life
-compassionate conservatives
-that gay guy who accepted jesus and turned straight
-the person who ordered diet pills off tv and lost weight
-elvis
-tupac
-the gorilla who had sex with a gay guy
-the jesus who hates gays but loves pat robertson
-george bush's dignity
2006-08-12 15:01:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
woops, forgot santa and mrs. claus, the elves and the reindeer.
feel free to add to the list.
2006-08-12 15:05:02 · update #1
Wide is the road that leads to destruction.
Swedenborg states "a perception of the sphere of falsity from evil that flows forth from hell has often been granted me. It was like a perpetual effort to destroy all that is good and true, combined with anger and a kind of fury at not being able to do so, especially an effort to annihilate and destroy the Divine of the Lord, and this because all good and truth are from Him. But out of heaven a sphere of truth and good was perceived, whereby the fury of the effort ascending from hell was restrained. The result of this was an equilibrium. This sphere from heaven was perceived to come from the Lord alone, although it appeared to come from the angels in heaven. It is from the Lord alone, and not from the angels, because every angel in heaven acknowledges that nothing of good and truth is from himself, but all is from the Lord" (Heaven and Hell n. 538).
2006-08-12 15:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
- The Democratic National Party's testicles.
- Jimmy Hoffa
- Biggy Smalls
- Arsenio Hall's career
- Eddie Murphy's career
- Amelia Earhart
- Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper
- The Donner Party
- The Sandman
- Colonel Sanders
... and Santa.
2006-08-12 22:08:11 · answer #2 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the people who told us Windows 98 would be better and less crash prone then Windows 95.
In fact, anyone who believe Windows is a good OS is probably visiting all of the above.
2006-08-12 22:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some more:
the roswell space aliens, the dead people sylvia brown has contacted, the jesus who sanctions abortion doctor murders, non-racist and non-hypocritical complainers about illegal aliens, allah who rewards islamic martyrs, karl rove's principles, the guy who can't pray in a U.S. public school.
2006-08-12 22:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice list, but Elvis and Tupac were actually real
how about the old guy that greets you at Walmart
2006-08-12 22:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore...after all he invented Christmas along with the internet.
2006-08-12 22:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by yager19 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't hate gays. other than that I think you have it right
2006-08-12 22:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by hazydaze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the suicide bombers and their harem of virgins.
2006-08-12 22:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot lasermouse9
2006-08-12 22:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by fifi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋