2006-08-12 14:15:15 · 20 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you cant it has to be done in person and if the possed person doesnt want to let go of the demon then it wont go.
there is some interesting info on this page about demons
http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/RsvTobi.html
2006-08-12 14:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by unitedfaith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, go grab a large basin and fill it with warm water (not too hot or cold...use a thermometer to make sure it's around 95 F; this is very important) Next, type the name of the possessed yahoo member on your computer screen in large 47pt red times new roman italic font. Unplug the computer and hold it over the basin. Count from 1000 down to 1 and drop the entire system into the water. All your concerns of possessed yahoo users will vanish in an instant.
2006-08-12 14:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would suggest you unplug the computer first, pray over it, then take it back to the store and ask for a refund ... you might explain that someone online told you that you were not smart enough to be online.
Then sit back down where the computer used to be and perform exorcism rights to the empty space. Yeah, that's it, that's how :)
2006-08-12 14:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't. That would involved them being possessed in the first place, and there is no such thing. Possessions are not real, it's all in the person's head. Spirits and other discorporeal entities cannot possess people. They can make you THINK they can, but they can't actually do it. They don't have that kind of power.
And come on...even if they could, who is this YA member that they would want to do this to them? Why them? Why not go after someone important, like the President, the Pope, the Dalai Lama?
2006-08-12 14:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Abriel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you can perform an exorcism then you shouldn't be asking this question in the first place.
2006-08-12 14:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by arvecar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you're being serious. If God wants you to walk in that power, then it will happen. You have to be walking in the spirit though. If you pray out of the flesh, you will reap in the flesh. Flesh is weak but spirit is strong. May be spend some time praising Jesus first and seeking His heart for this situation. He will guide you.
2006-08-12 14:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Become ordained, for a start. Then you could use magic, oops sorry, religious belief to work it. Doubtful you'd be able to do one by proxy though(pun intended)!
2006-08-12 14:21:28 · answer #7 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goto a DOS prompt.
Type:
Format C: /q
Press enter
2006-08-12 14:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
By getting a life.
2006-08-12 14:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some reason I don't take this as a serious question.
2006-08-12 14:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋