2006-08-12 14:08:48 · 6 answers · asked by scruff_dogg76 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CLICK THIS LINK AND LAUGH..
http://www.thisismyindia.com/entertainment/jokes/husband-wife-jokes.html
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
*It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
* It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI
*A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
*What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
* Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
* Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
* Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
* If your wife wants to learn to drive,
don't stand in her way.
2006-08-14 15:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Search 'Funny Jokes' On Ask.com/Yahoo/Google/(insert your choice of an alternate search engine here)
2006-08-12 15:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Family Tech Support 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on what kind comedycentral.com is more mature 1 and u can always google jokes
2006-08-12 14:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by punkboy007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's some good sites. Read and laugh!
http://www.coolbuddy.com/jokes.htm
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.polskiinternet.com/english/amus/jokes2.html
http://www.buzzle.com/chapters/escape-hatch_Jokes-and-Funnies.asp
http://familyfun.go.com/
2006-08-12 19:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.jokebanana.com/?aff_id=mkt_btn
2006-08-13 05:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by jon12186 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try jokes.com or joke.com I'm not sure which one it is
2006-08-12 14:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Josh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋