got any good dumb bloned jokes i know im a bloned but i dont care
2006-08-12 14:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did the blond spell bloned? LOL, LOL, LMAO!
2006-08-12 14:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumb Blonde Joke - The Porch
So, there was this blonde who wanted to buy her husband this REALLY nice gift for Valentine's day. So she decided to go around the neighborhood, asking them if they had anything that they would want her to do, and she would do it. So the first house she went to was the Anderson's. She rang their doorbell and said, Hello Mr. Anderson! Sorry to bother you, but i was wondering if you needed any chores being done, and i would be more the happy to do them for you. You see, I am trying to raise money for-Enough said , said Mr Anderson. It would be great if you would paint my porch!! there is paint in the garadge! Mrs.Anderson then said to her husband, do you think she knows that the porch goes all around the house? i mean, that may be a lot of paint. "Well sure! She was standing on the porch anyway!" Said Mr.Anderson. "it might take a while, but I am sure we have enough paint!"
In only 20 minutes she came back and said " Im finished!! And there is paint left over."
Mr. Anderson said, " Did you paint the whole porch?"
Yah. And by the way, ....Thats a Porsche, not a porch.."
2006-08-12 21:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
2006-08-13 02:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...please don't go around asking about blonde jokes if you're going to spell it "bloned." I'm sorry, that's just depressing and it makes us feel guilty XD.
2006-08-12 21:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by :) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red hed speeding in a car being chased by the cops. The brunette jumps out of the car and hides in the dumpster saying 'Meow!' And got away.The red head jumps out of the car and hid in a dog house and said 'Woof!' and got away. The blonde stopped the car (something smart) and hides in a vegtable patch saying 'Potato, Potato!' And got caught.
2006-08-12 22:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Family Tech Support 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two blondes were walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. One said they were dear tracks and the other said they were moose tracks. They argued for an hour until the train hit them.
2006-08-16 15:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2.How do you know that a blonde has been using your computer?
You'll see white out all over the screen.
2006-08-12 21:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A River in the woods has a blonde on either side. One yells, " Can you tell me how to get to the other side of the River?" The other blonde yells,"You ARE on the other side of the River!"
2006-08-12 22:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was mowing his front lawn. His neighbour (a blonde) came out to the letterbox, opened it, and closed it, looking confused. She then came out a second time, opened it and slamed it closed looking angry. He was starting to worry. She then came out a 3rd time, this time she opened it and slemed it closed and kicked it. 5 mins later, she runs out opens and kicks and punches the letterbox and swears at it. He a then asks her whether she is alright. She replies
'My computer keeps on saying 'You have got mail!'
2006-08-12 21:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
woman was fed up of blonde jokes so decided to dye her hair brunette, driving through the country one day she saw a field full of sheep so stopped her car and said to the farmer" if i guess how many sheep are in your field can i have one" of course he replied.. so she said 84... crikey he said... pick one to take home... so she did ... then he said to her "if i guess your proper hair colour can i have my dog back?".................. and im blonde.lol
2006-08-16 17:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by kazbo25 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋