Ever see the movie 'True Romance'? Just like slaters character, I see Elvis when I need man advise, he says things to me and gives me wardrobe tips. I ask him if he thinks a girl is hot, and I can tell when he does cause I by whether or not she gives me a raging erection.
But also I have a relationship with God. Its the same as any other religious wacko who talks about their "relationship" with God, you know, the usual stuff. Like, when i need to make decisions about anything, i ask God and then look around to see if he gives me any little signs...like the chair out of place or a suddent Tornado...
Of course, i could make it easier on him by assigning values to die numbers and then roll dice.
Anyway, which relationship is more authentic cause i have the errie feeling im not right in the head about one of these.
2006-08-12 13:54:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you are perfectly ok. You are personifying the pros and cons because it is easier for you to think in concrete terms. If you had to think purely in the abstract you might get a headache (so to speak)
2006-08-12 13:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by kerangoumar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit wacko, don't ya think? it's like rain on your wedding day... bla bla. :)) Havin' any sort of relationship with Elvis is absolutely amazing. Still think you're a bit of a wacko, but anyway... I think you're givin' Elvis so much credit that you're startin' to mix him with God. Considerin the fact that he was created by God and was one most amazing guy I'm sayin' you're about right. God and Elvis shouldn't beat in your mind but come together. So maybe you should think of what Elvis tells you as somethin sent from God through Elvis.
On a psychological level, maybe you should consider that God would probably not give you an errection to signal some attraction to a girl so you must be thinking Elvis is a hot man, really successful with women and that's why he points out some stuff for you wherever God wouldn't.... Don't know if this sorts it out. Just said what I was thinkin. Gnite and good luck.
2006-08-12 14:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by angelique_liz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on your mental condition at the moment. Both can be authentic response to you or anyone of them is authentic. And if I may say so, you are never right in the head from any of the answers. Why are you looking for someone to blame if any of your choice did not work?
Seek a psychologist service so you can correct yourself in making your own choices in life.
2006-08-12 14:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pick the one that was at least real.
2006-08-12 14:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋