A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a
remote post in the African desert. During his first
inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched
up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know,
there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why
we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this,
but I understand about "urges", so the camel can
stay."
About a
month later, the Captain starts having his
own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the
Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane
sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant,
"Is that how the men do it?",
" No not really, sir... They usually just ride the
camel into town where the girls are."
2006-08-12 13:51:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL...HaHa
2006-08-12 13:51:35 · update #1
HAHAHAHA! That's great!
2006-08-12 14:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-24 22:16:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how ironic humping a camel. will that be one hump or two? ha haha haha
2006-08-12 14:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet she had a nice "camel toe"
2006-08-12 14:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by Joe S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol hahahhah he was supposed to ride it not have sex with it rofl
2006-08-12 13:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard it before but it gets funnier everytime ♥
2006-08-12 14:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ewww
2006-08-12 15:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by lia86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha funny
2006-08-12 14:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by musicpetlover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!
2006-08-12 13:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋