Whats the funniest thing a pet of yours ever did?

Question

I had a golden retriever that had a stomachache at 5 am while we were sleeping.Rather than wake us up to be let out, he opened a second story window and had diahrrea on the roof.We were woken up by a phonecall from the neighbor telling us our dog was" taking a crap on the roof".By the time we got there, he had come back inside and was sleeping, but the evidence was clear.(**** on a shingle...)Talk about house broken!

Answer 1

my dog ran in circles and the would jump of the high case pretendind to fly

Answer 2

My bearded collie used to stand between the dining room and the kitchen. When my husband came from the kitchen to the dining room, the dog would race him for his chair. The dog always won of course and jumped in the chair and sat at the table like a person. He had a strong sense of fair play, though, because he never ran for the chair until my husband was about even with him.

Answer 3

I took my two kittens to the vet. The first one got her shots and I put her on the floor of the tiny room. Once the second one (the difficult one, of course) had her shots, I put her in the carrier and looked for the first kitten. She was nowhere! We checked all the cupboards, even though the doors were closed, under the chair, it was a mystery! She finally turned up inside the flip-top trash can, curled up in a tiny ball. Poor little thing!

Answer 4

Wow! That's some dog! I had a cocker spaniel once who loved playing with a GLOWBALL. It was like a clear plastic yoyo except every time it was unrolled, it would automatically re-roll. We had tied the one end of the string in a loop knot so it wouldn't roll all the way into the tiny hole it came out of, inside the ball. Anyways, Taffy would swing that ball around and around her head, each time letting the ball "bonk" her on her snout. She loved that stupid thing! It was hilarious.

Answer 5

I have a little dog that looks like a tiny version of Baxter from Anchorman. I also have a Homer Simpsons bobble-head that sings "Tiny Bubbles" (why do I have this? Good question).

Anyway, it's on a low shelf, and every few days, my little dog, tail wagging like crazy, pokes Homer so he bobbles until I push the button and Homer sings "Tiny Bubbles". Then my dog jumps around like crazy until the song ends, and goes back to his normal routine.

Answer 6

When we were kids, we had a potty chair in the bathroom. Before my mom got a chance to empty it, our dachshund grabbed a turd and ran under the couch with it. All I remember is my mom screaming and shoving the broom under the couch to try to get him out. My sister and I were running around laughing like a couple of idiots!

Answer 7

I don't aways put clothes in the hamper. Several years ago, my one dog was in a phase of taking dirty clothes outside. One day, I look outside and 2 of my dogs are have a tug of war with one of my bras!! I was so glad the neighbors didn't see. It was really funny.

Answer 8

I had a little pomeranian that mistaked one of his tiny little poops as one of those small, straight chew sticks (rawhide), or a small stick from a tree. He came bouncing in the backdoor extremely excited by what he thought he had found. He never had an issue with eating his own poop, so I figured that he just got a bit confused.

Answer 9

Thats funny, smart dog. My dog (half rott/shepherd) caught a fish once at the beach and came trotting out of the water with it in his mouth, glad it wasnt a jellyfish.

Answer 10

Everyone thinks this is funny but me. We have a toy wiener dog and when she weighed 2 whole pounds she got into a bunch of my yarn and strung it from hell to breakfast. Took me 6 hours to get it all unwound from everything.

Answer 11

When my Mastiff was 2y/o, I was walking him on a park path - this guy came up to see my puppy. While we were talking my stinker of a pup peed on his leg. You could imagine how red my face got. I didn't really like the guy anyway so I walked away and gave my buddy a treat....What a good boy....???