Yeah, LOL, I get it you cheeky monkey...
You know, I had a chat with the Lord the other day, He told me he is SO bored with overweight Christians chewing his ear.
2006-08-12 13:48:48
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answered by Anonymous
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All the time and I think god has a sense of humor .... cuz sometimes when I'm walking and talking with him I pause and tell him I can't hear him, then somkething bazaar happens almost to tell me to pay attention to him and I'll be able to hear.
One thing I used to do all the time was look at license plates and street names and ask God to show me answers to questions I had .... and more often than not I was able to make a sentence out of what I was seeing that would crack me up.
2006-08-12 20:47:55
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answered by missy_goob 4
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Yes I like to walk and talk with God,but I don't gossip or joke with him. I always speak very respectful to him. Matthew chapter 12 versus36-37 Tell use that every idle word we speak,we will have to give account to God in the day of judgemend,also that by our words we will be justified,and also by our words we will be condemned.
2006-08-12 20:51:31
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answered by sisaacs30 2
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Very nice that you have such a close relationship. Anyway, ______________told me on the last walk I took with _____________ that when we're out walking around that we should notice the trees and the plants, and the birds, and sky. We should feel the heat, and enjoy the cold, notice where we are, what we do, and how we effect this paradise that has been magically created for us to be able to have these little walks and these little talks with _________________. And then _________ said, "Who are these great stewards of the land? We have a common bond." and ___________ gestured to the Source as a plea to our souls to try to sustain Her:
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/planetary/earth/apollo17_earth.jpg
2006-08-12 21:08:47
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answered by explorer of life 2
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it is always good to feel that way. Although alot of religius people who pray regularly, feel as if they are talking with them, through the power of prayer.
Infact jehoviah witnesses, thikn that only 144,000 people will be haning out with god in heaven when the end comes.
It's totally normal.
Me, i believe, that god isn't a person, but a general entity that helps push life to new levels, prayers and meditation, tunes you into nature, and things around you, because you constantly ignore whats infront of you, because other things race into your mind. Everyone has the power, to be intuned with themselves, their physical and emotional staturee.
2006-08-12 20:48:02
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answered by anjui63 4
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Thank you for sharing this info.
I enjoy daily relationship with the Christian God.
I dont recall gossiping or joking with Him; however I have often just enjoyed being with God, experiencing his presence; not counting verbal prayer -- thanksgiving, worship, supplication etc.
Cordially,
John
2006-08-12 20:49:30
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answered by John 6
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Walk and Talk YES!
But I would not PRESUME to Joke or try to Gossip with HIM!
HE is The GOD!
Somewhat above a Buddy buddy!
and I don't gossip with buddies either.
2006-08-12 20:47:10
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answered by whynotaskdon 7
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I am always talking to God and asking questions and just communicating like I would a father.
2006-08-12 20:46:03
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answered by Windwispers 4
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This one time, when I was walking with God, I forgot to pronounce his name with a capital "G" and he knew it. I guess he was reading my mind and he knew about the lower case "g". He has NO sense of humor about that stuff - let me tell you.. he totally SMOTE me for like three weeks. I did tell god ooops God a joke about the French and he thought that was hilarious. By the way - God told me that the DaVinci code was a lot of crap - there is no way he letting his grandchildren live amongst a bunch of ignorant snobby French people. He said if he had to choose, he would have sent them to Ireland.
2006-08-12 20:44:12
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answered by Sleepy Mike 4
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I always thought talking to myself was a sign of Mental Illness...
:P
I jest. Cool to see your happy with your belief, cant say i agreee bu hey, we're a free country
2006-08-12 20:44:01
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answered by thomas p 5
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