Heres what I propose. We will teach that every orgasm is really a temporary wormhole that gives us unity with being.
We will worship only the penis and vagina and all sex manuals and sex toys shall be declared holy.
Laws will be necessary, therefore it shall be written that anyone calling himself "prophet" has condemned himself to death by horrible torture (you chose).
How do I package this and sell it?
2006-08-12 13:17:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's called AIDS fest.
2006-08-12 13:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are two opposite errors that one can fall into
(1) All pleasure is evil
(2) Pleasure is to be sought as an end in itself.
The sexual union between a man and a woman is a good, therefore
pleasure is the result (but only morally good in marriage when the
act is open to life).
Similarly, the act of eating is an objective good as it provides the
body with nutrition, and pleasure naturally and properly follows
upon that.
You see, pleasure is the natural effusion of some objective physical
good. The objective good is primary, and pleasure follows upon that.
The perversion happens when pleasure is sought |first| and as an
end. That is the disorder of *hedonism.*
The glutton seeks pleasure an an end in eating without regard to the
objective good of eating.
The lustful seeks sexual pleasure first without regard to the good
of the partner.
If it is said to not unite with your wife for the purpose of
pleasure, that is not as outrageous as it may seem. It does not mean
that pleasure in the marriage act is bad. What it means is don't use
your wife as a *mere* means to pleasure, as if any other woman would
do.
The object of the sex act is to unite with the other, as the *other*
is the |||theme||| of one's love and not the pleasure per se. Then
profound pleasure follows upon that.
Not seeking satisfaction directly, but what is right, paradoxically
maximizes satisfaction.
That explains the statement that Pope John Paul II made many years
ago, that baffled many people, that you are not to look upon your
spouse with lust.
2006-08-12 20:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Catholic Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is already a religion that is at least somewhat similar to this. It is called Satanism. So far it has only made things worse, and it doesn't look like that is ever going to change in the next eternity. This religion that you have made will have near the same effects. So please, only worship your genitalia if you are planning on eating them raw after they are crudely torn off, then stirred in sewage of all kinds.
2006-08-12 20:24:59 · answer #3 · answered by rokkon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe Hedonism is already the religion in Las Vegas.
Go there.
2006-08-12 20:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hedonism can't be the fastest growing religion, there aren't enough people left to join who aren't already members.
2006-08-12 20:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by jimdan2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's already been done. Check out the Church of the Subgenius and learn all about the sex-god 'Bob' and how he can spin a deal for you!
2006-08-12 20:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only issue is getting people with an IQ higher than plant life.
No seriously are you that bored?
2006-08-12 20:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know steve, but you're on to something. I hope your PR and marketing team reach me and millions more!
2006-08-12 20:22:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ann_Tykreist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Just don't do anything. You're way to late in line.
2006-08-12 20:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's been tried before..... the problem is all teenage boys eventually grow up.
2006-08-12 20:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋