BEFORE ITS TOO LATE? HURRY!!!! don't make me eat that delicious pasta salad that's flying in the air. what will you do when i eat your god jim? :)
2006-08-12 13:11:37 · 12 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh i'm sorry melissa, so he truly believes in this monster? its not dripping with sarcasm directed at the beliefs of christians and religious people? plz
2006-08-12 13:17:58 · update #1
well hi betty, i see you changed your pic?
2006-08-12 14:06:55 · update #2
I really think he should seek medical attention. He does act like he needs it.
2006-08-12 15:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I ate Jesus every Sunday from 2nd grade to 12th...and Holy Days too...he was a little dry. I recommended they add marinara sauce and meatballs (maybe a pinch of garlic)
Now that would be a delicious deity!
Bobby Henderson is a living prophet to the FSM!
RAmen!
2006-08-12 20:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by az 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It isn't the ordinary pasta itself that is the FSM (BBHN).
The concept is called "transglutination" and it is the basis for holy FSM communion. If you play the appropriate songs, while reverently praying to the FSM, the ordinary farina in your pasta is transformed into the divinely complex starch of the FSM (PBUH).
Most of us prefer the Eucharistic transformation to occur while listening to something Verdi-ish; in honor of those first followers of the FSM who made his name a household word.
2006-08-12 20:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apparently you are just about the last person on the web who knows about and understands the motivation behind FSM.
Have you been living in a cave?
RAmen.
2006-08-12 20:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And you call yourself a Christian. This is exactly why some Christians piss me the hell off. Personal attacks aren't necessary. People respect your religion without saying you need medical attention, it wouldn't kill you to give the same respect to others. And then when people point out your crap you cry "persecution." Bullshit.
2006-08-12 20:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he may be a prophet and if he believes as he should and does not hurt anyone he does not need medical attention. Do not eat his god because if he ate your god that would be ethereal cannibalism i believe and well that would be frowned upon
2006-08-12 20:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by marishka 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
you know he just made that up to prove a point to school boards about the debate over teaching evolution or divine involvement
2006-08-12 20:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by water_bearer87 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was an uncalled for personal attack. We don't need that here. If you have a problem email him. Don't air your personal problems here. Thank you.
2006-08-12 20:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The dumbest FSM video: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2761722
Thsi video is okay to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKBn3L3qrRM
2006-08-12 20:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Cyber 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
AGAIN, check the website so you don't look foolish in your criticism.
www.venganza.org
2006-08-12 20:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋