To those who tell me I am on drugs or I am ignorant, can you disprove the existence of a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Certainly my beliefs are valid. Why don't you respect them?
Paschal's Wager in fact teaches we should investigate the possibility of the existence of a Flying Spaghetti Monster, if I am right when I die something good will happen. I go to heaven with a Beer Volancoe and a Stripper Factory.
I just wouldn't anyone to be wrong and end up in the other place where the stripper have venereal disease.
2006-08-12 13:01:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think your on drugs or ignorant. Okay, maybe I did at first, but after reading more of your questions and answers, I don't anymore. I have to say, I have never heard of the flying spaghetti monster. Not really sure what it is or what it is suppose to do, but if you believe in it so do I. I don't know who Paschal Wager is either. I guess I have been way out of the loop. Now, the beer volcano and a stripper factory?
2006-08-12 15:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by BlueAngel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is a brilliant concept that is as legitimate of a human abstraction as any other spiritual human conception. Human belief that is not based on any commonality that we can all experience is really just "theater". I rather prefer the comic theater of your wit more than I do the tragic theater of warring spiritual beliefs occurring between those weirdo desert religions that arose during intense mind-altering ergot fungus infestations in the food grains at the times of Jesus and Mohammed and the Salem Witch trials. I'll pray to a Flying Spaghetti Monster before I'd pray to the weirdo fungal gods of humorless, violent people any day. (Have you heard? There's a bronze sculpture of a cube in southern Texas that had spaghetti sauce oozing out of it mysteriously for almost eight hours on August 1, 2006. Many people are flocking to see the site where this miraculous event occurred. Currently, though, U.S. Secret Service agents have essentially sealed the area and last report was President Bush himself prayed before the sculpture and received a message of some sort related to reassurances that his image . . . George W.'s. . . has been secretly selected by all the "right kind of Americans" to be the last presidential face immortalized on Mt. Rushmore.)
2006-08-12 13:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Would you like most of my rent money so I can buy my seat at the foot of the Beer Volcano?
You non believers are stupid ninny heads.
He is real and I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster every time I pass the sacred alter at the store.
Don't come in here talking that crap about Egg Noodles because it is all a lie. You will sit in the 4 cheese pot of hell for ever.
RAmen
2006-08-12 13:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, that is not any longer a valid argument. first of all, the unique FSM analogy nevertheless stands: even if you had information of a author (and there is not any longer any), there continues to be no reason to believe it had to be the deity of the Abrahamic religions. The analogy of the FSM exposes this and different improper elements of creationist common sense. Creationists are purely searching for recommendations that ought to correctly be stretched to help their already-held perception in a deity. they are taking off off with the proper, no longer attending to at least one. he's also incorrect in assuming that the tremendous bang had a "reason" interior an same experience of different issues having a reason. If it exists previous time, then that begs the question of what "reason" ability the following. In different words, you may't have a aspect in linear time it is previously linear time itself.
2016-11-30 00:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by burket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM daily flight plan is way over the heads of most of the fundies. But does get the attention of religious people who feal confused about legal issues about religion in our society. And the more people that observe the debate in the media, the better chance that reason will prevail in politics. Most restrictive, or prohibitive legislation gets passed, when the common person is not paying attention. It took the biggest pornographer in America to get the Supreme court to rule on obscenity. And that legislation was fought tooth and nail by fundies. You get them in the door, let the spiritual battle begin...
2006-08-12 19:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters is without basis and completely false. Spaghetti Monsters can not fly. Therefore you will fry in Hell for leading other believers from the path of righteousness.
2006-08-12 13:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Paul S 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I have seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster....I think I dreamt about it as a child. Now I can't eat pasta.
2006-08-12 13:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes I've see it yesterday near my house and chef team from Izzi Pizza try to shoot it down with their Champagne C43 Flak gun :lol:
He leave spaghetti sauce in his flying track andtry to counter-attack with his Meatball Cannon but the chefs got him 10 minutes later.
2006-08-12 13:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Hafiz W 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no problem with posting the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It just proves that Swedenborg was and is your daddy.
2006-08-12 13:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could be because the FSM started out as a joke.
Personally I don't give a crap. People can believe in the Golden Gingerbread Man for all I care.
2006-08-12 13:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by Abriel 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋