You eat lasagna, Ramen, Spaghetti, etc. But do you stop to give 30 seconds of praise to the creator of all manking, whose name is the Flying Spaghetti Monster
2006-08-12 12:54:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HERETIC!!!! BLASPHEMER!!!
YOU are so going to HELL!!!
The only true God is the Pizza God.
You will pay for your blasphemy. Anchovies & mushrooms will haunt you until you repent.
2006-08-12 12:59:32 · answer #1 · answered by Left the building 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yes I thank his Imminent Noodliness. I use the traditional method brought over to the states by the Hidden Seldom Spoke Of Monks Of FSM.
Before consumption of the noodles one must take a sacrificial noodle off of each diners plate and burn them over a lit candle at the dinner table. While chanting "allhailhisholinessthegreat flyingspaghettimonster nottobeconfusedwith thelesserlinguinimonster ofamsterdamramen" three times.
I do not recommend doing the ritual at authentic Italian restaurants. I'm not sure if they are pagans or disbelievers but they get really pissed when they see you burning noodles at your table. Heathens!
2006-08-12 20:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Jim, I'm going to have to side with J T on this one. The path of the Pizza Monster is the true faith! All else is false! Matter of fact, I think I'm going to order one right now and celebrate my faith.
Hallemozzarella! We are all but slices of the Pizza God's infinite pie!
2006-08-12 20:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by l00kiehereu 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well the fact of the matter, I was jamming down all the spaghetti and meatballs and reading the great theologian Swedenborg at the same time. So sorry, no time for wimpy noodles.
2006-08-12 19:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I respect the FSM but I'm not a pasta-eater. I am one of those weird people who eat vegetables and tofu. Would ya still like me anyways :o)
2006-08-12 20:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice quip.
Aren't you a little bigoted towards vegetarians?
That is not like you. I thought you were trying to convert everyone and not a select group.
2006-08-12 19:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by beedaduck 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAmen! I live for FSM and praise him always.
2006-08-12 20:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It does not take food to bring me close to his noodly appendage, but yes to the question I thank him.
2006-08-12 19:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Still at it? Bad form, poor manners, and extremely ignorant of you.
2006-08-12 19:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh, yes.
2006-08-12 20:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋